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Poems The Problem With Frat Boys If I have to explain “cunnilingus” one more time I may have to do a live demonstration 31 Flavors This condom tastes like a banana split but it makes me form an uncomfortable mental link between cocks and things I need to chew Bad Bisexual Blues I have never treated a girl right or taken one on a date but I have worked my mouth and hands against so many I wish I could just take someone to a movie Toxoplasma You need to wash with soap with hot water for twenty seconds there’s never hot water so I scrub twice as long and try and keep my goddamned fingers out of my goddamned mouth Trouble With Talking About Sex I don’t even know if anyone knows I’m an art major

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